CURDS & WHEY: A 100 WORD STORY (1)
"What I'm saying is that it's traditional to use the surnames of the partners. I don't mind if we call it 'Whey & Curds', but those are our surnames and that's what we should be using. On the other hand, although I don't mind using it that way around, it's not half as snappy. You have to admit 'Curds & Whey' is very memorable and comes very early on in the Yellow Pages..."
"And what I'm saying is, you can't call a Funeral Home 'Curds & Whey'. We'll never get any people through the door, dead or alive!"